The Spiteful Crow has a big grin on his face!

May 10

gummy-dicks-and-pixie-stixs: malicemidnight: lordstunfisk: talikira: hatefucking: davespritedave: hoechlolly: tehwhovianhufflepuff: imagine-tenthousand: mockinggrass: Go big or go home  So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well. In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot. So I decided to try it alrighty, let’s go one more step i’M ACTUALLY CRYING. fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT. fucking cleverbot ARRIBA fucking HE lL I’M PI SSIN G HELP god fucking dammit cleverbot

gummy-dicks-and-pixie-stixs:

malicemidnight:

lordstunfisk:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

fucking cleverbot

ARRIBA

fucking HE lL

I’M PI SSIN G HELP

god fucking dammit cleverbot

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my sides

my sides

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May 07

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

bluntasaurus-sex:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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my life is a lie.

I now feel somewhat better about this. Because in-context, it makes sense in Skyrim.

And now I can ask all the idiots who use this GODAWFUL MEME about their marriage.

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drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

I would FUCKING KILL to see Space Jam in theaters.

domeafavorand-die: awmygosh: Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem omfg

domeafavorand-die:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

omfg

May 05

redkun: That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak. you motherfucker this is one of the only episodes i remember clearly and it’s sad as fuck ROCKET

redkun:

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

you motherfucker this is one of the only episodes i remember clearly

and it’s sad as fuck

ROCKET

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May 04

tyleroakley: Well played. Ohoho. Atheists, Agnostics, and Buddhists care the most. What does that say about society today where the religion all about caring for your fellow man is like HERE’S ABOUT 80 CENTS HAVE FUN

tyleroakley:

Well played.

Ohoho. Atheists, Agnostics, and Buddhists care the most. What does that say about society today where the religion all about caring for your fellow man is like HERE’S ABOUT 80 CENTS HAVE FUN

(Source: antaganostic, via shiilahvonshweetz)

May 02

(Source: mcpippins)