The Spiteful Crow has a big grin on his face!

gummy-dicks-and-pixie-stixs: malicemidnight: lordstunfisk: tal...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:32:10 -0400

malicemidnight:

lordstunfisk:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

fucking cleverbot

ARRIBA

fucking HE lL

I’M PI SSIN G HELP

god fucking dammit cleverbot

my sides

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:26:32 -0400

my sides

themalfoymistress: ilikepotatoess: m0iety: Hyperstealth is a...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:26:00 -0400

themalfoymistress:

ilikepotatoess:

m0iety:

Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.

fucking canada made the invisibility cloak

fuckin robin sparkles also canada

cristinaya: Shine bright like a washed nintendog

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:32:06 -0400

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS...

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:30:54 -0400

bluntasaurus-sex:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

my life is a lie.

I now feel somewhat better about this. Because in-context, it makes sense in Skyrim.

And now I can ask all the idiots who use this GODAWFUL MEME about their marriage.

drarna: i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so...

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:29:10 -0400

drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

I would FUCKING KILL to see Space Jam in theaters.

domeafavorand-die: awmygosh: Cat audition for Sabrina the...

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:28:39 -0400

domeafavorand-die:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

omfg

redkun: That episode where you find out that a member of the...

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:14:55 -0400

redkun:

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

you motherfucker this is one of the only episodes i remember clearly

and it’s sad as fuck

ROCKET

tyleroakley: Well played. Ohoho. Atheists, Agnostics,...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:15:27 -0400

tyleroakley:

Well played.

Ohoho. Atheists, Agnostics, and Buddhists care the most. What does that say about society today where the religion all about caring for your fellow man is like HERE’S ABOUT 80 CENTS HAVE FUN

Photo

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:58:13 -0400

thatcrazywhoviangirl: do-you-have-a-flag: tomorrow Always...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:19:56 -0400

thatcrazywhoviangirl:

do-you-have-a-flag:

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

yeah sure why not

Photo

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:37:25 -0400

Photo

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:40:55 -0400

sujamma: shadowkixx: shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:34:17 -0400

sujamma:

shadowkixx:

shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person

kateordie: obscuruslupa: I will never be tired of The Room. I...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:35:58 -0400

kateordie:

obscuruslupa:

I will never be tired of The Room.

I could watch this again, forever.

jitmakesstuff: >looking for a good lead sound for this...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:58:18 -0400

jitmakesstuff:

>looking for a good lead sound for this thing

>find a vocal sound called “Beachboyz 2 Men”

>thiscanonlyendwell.jpg

>go to new session

>hit record

>this is what comes out

In other news, I still don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

oh hey i found it

dat sburban jungle

I Am Bowman: Save George Buzinkai!

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:19:32 -0400

I Am Bowman: Save George Buzinkai!:

iambowman:

Yes, the same George Buzinkai who has contributed so much to the soundtrack of Homestuck including Doctor, Explore, Endless Climb, and Firefly has been through a lot lately.

Despite having composed some of the most identifiable and beloved themes in the Homestuck soundtrack, George Buzinkai…

i don’t know why i’m retweeting this because no one will see it but yeah

he’s a cool guy who makes good music and his life is in shambles and that is bad and help

god is that Beachboyz 2 Men post seriously circulating again

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:02:20 -0400

jitmakesstuff:

god

damn

…can someone please tell me what this is about? The fact that it’s a combination of Beach Boys and Boyz 2 Men piques my curiosity.

Here are some interesting facts about him, though: He basically...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 15:11:34 -0400

Here are some interesting facts about him, though:

He basically saved public television. In 1969 the government wanted to cut public television funds. Mister Rogers then went to Washington where he gave an amazing merely six minute speech. By the end of the speech not only did he charm the hostile Senators, he got them to double the budget they would have initially cut down. The whole thing can be found on youtube, a video called “Mister Rogers defending PBS to the US Senate.”

“Certain fundamentalist preachers hated him because, apparently not getting the “kindest man who ever lived” memo, they would ask him to denounce homosexuals. Mr. Rogers’s response? He’d pat the target on the shoulder and say, “God loves you just as you are.” Rogers even belonged to a “More Light” congregation in Pittsburgh, a part of the Presbyterian Church dedicated to welcoming LGBT persons to full participation in the church.”

According to a TV Guide piece on him, Fred Rogers drove a plain old Impala for years. One day, however, the car was stolen from the street near the TV station. When Rogers filed a police report, the story was picked up by every newspaper, radio and media outlet around town. Amazingly, within 48 hours the car was left in the exact spot where it was taken from, with an apology on the dashboard. It read, “If we’d known it was yours, we never would have taken it.”

Once, on a fancy trip up to a PBS exec’s house, he heard the limo driver was going to wait outside for 2 hours, so he insisted the driver come in and join them (which flustered the host). On the way back, Rogers sat up front, and when he learned that they were passing the driver’s home on the way, he asked if they could stop in to meet his family. According to the driver, it was one of the best nights of his life—the house supposedly lit up when Rogers arrived, and he played jazz piano and bantered with them late into the night. Further, like with the reporters, Rogers sent him notes and kept in touch with the driver for the rest of his life.

I am now sad because I wish Mister Rogers was still alive. I want to meet him.

i miss mister rogers

can

can it be a wonderful day in my neighborhood

NO HE’S DEAD >:(

xzazupsilon: tiny-mayo: calicorn: LUNISE someone has to do Cronus eating babies in the style of...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:06:44 -0400

xzazupsilon:

tiny-mayo:

calicorn:

LUNISE

someone has to do Cronus eating babies in the style of that one Jake thing Dirk drew for Caliborn

here u go

I have inspired quite the monstrosity because the mythological reference was too good to pass up.

oh my god, lune.
i’m a little ashamed for not thinking of this sooner.

I didn’t think this picture had enough Faygo. Or giant horrifying noses.